Genuinely the best board at any party
Everyone laughs, everyone wants to know where it's from. The shark coochie board is brilliant fun and the slate quality is top notch. Heavy, sturdy, looks amazing loaded up with cheese.
Corsaire Creations
Shark Coochie Slate Board - Because No One Can Say Char-cu-te-re
Shark Coochie Slate Board - Because No One Can Say Char-cu-te-re
No one can say it. Everyone wants it.
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£20.00
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£20.00
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No one can say it. Everyone wants it.
Charcuterie. Char-coo-ter-ee. However you say it, this slate board makes it look effortless. Laser-engraved with the design that broke the internet, it's the board that gets a laugh and compliments in equal measure. Lay it out with your favourite snacks and watch it become the most talked-about thing on the table.
✔ Natural slate, cool to the touch and beautiful on any surface
✔ Laser-engraved design that won't fade
✔ A conversation starter at every gathering
Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone with a good sense of humour and great taste.
Handcrafted in Guernsey. Made with intention. Kept forever.
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What customers say
4.5 / 5 from 2 reviews
My wife thought it was hilarious
She can never say charcuterie either so this was perfect. Great slate board, good weight and the engraving is really clear. Became an instant centrepiece.