Shark Coochie Slate Board - Because No One Can Say Char-cu-te-re

No one can say it. Everyone wants it.

Charcuterie. Char-coo-ter-ee. However you say it, this slate board makes it look effortless. Laser-engraved with the design that broke the internet, it's the board that gets a laugh and compliments in equal measure. Lay it out with your favourite snacks and watch it become the most talked-about thing on the table.

✔ Natural slate, cool to the touch and beautiful on any surface
✔ Laser-engraved design that won't fade
✔ A conversation starter at every gathering

Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone with a good sense of humour and great taste.

Handcrafted in Guernsey. Made with intention. Kept forever.