The food was gone in minutes
Absolute classic. Loaded it up at a house party and people kept coming back for more. When the food was gone they read the sign and laughed. Quality slate, great size.
Corsaire Creations
If You Can Read This The Food Is Gone, Time To Go Slate Rope Board
If You Can Read This The Food Is Gone, Time To Go Slate Rope Board
For the host who keeps it honest.
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£30.00
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£30.00
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For the host who keeps it honest.
You laid it all out beautifully. You chose the cheeses with care. And it lasted about twelve minutes. This slate rope board celebrates the reality of entertaining with good humour and even better cheese. Engraved with a message your guests will appreciate once they notice it.
✔ Natural slate with rope handle
✔ Laser-engraved design that won't fade
✔ Sized for a proper spread
Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or the host who loves people but also loves honesty.
Handcrafted in Guernsey. Made with intention. Kept forever.
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4.5 / 5 from 2 reviews
Adulting is hard and cheese helps
This board speaks to my soul. Really solid slate, good size for a proper cheese board and the text gets a laugh every time. Bought one for myself and one as a gift.