Coffee, Because Murder Is Frowned Upon Slate Coaster

Some mornings, coffee isn't a preference, it's damage control. This slate coaster says the quiet part out loud, laser engraved with a skull mug and the line every non-morning person has thought before their first cup.

Cut from natural slate, so no two are quite the same. The stone keeps its raw, uneven edge, which means the one that lands on your table has its own bit of character built in.

It's a coaster, but really it's a small daily reminder not to talk to people until the caffeine kicks in. Works just as well under a mug at your desk as it does as the kind of gift you give someone who already owns three "world's best" mugs and needs something with a bit more edge.

Good for the coffee addict, the night owl, the person whose Monday face needs no further explanation.