It's not drinking alone if your dog is home

Beer

Beer & BBQ

Behind every retired man

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Different does not mean wrong

Don't push me I'm waiting for the last minute

Don't test me Karen

Eye rolling is my cardio

I don't need a motivational quote. I need coffee

I have it all together i just forgot where I put it!

I just want to drink coffee and pet my dog

I'll put you in the boot and help people look for you

I'm just a little ray of pitch black

I'm not lazy. I refer to it as selective participation

Let me adjust my Crown & get the day started

Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today

May your coffee kick in before reality

Our family is made with chaos & love

Silly goose on the loose

Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol

Work made us co-workers

Achievement unlocked: Took a break